My husband and I have been together 14 years; this happened several years ago.

It was sexy funtime-playtime when hubby wanted some lubricant and grabbed the bottle from the top of the dresser and then got back on top of me. There’s just enough light that I could see the shadowy outline of the bottle of lube that felt intensely cooling and relatively thick.

This was really great feeling stuff, but I could not figure out which lube it was based on the shape of the tube. I am the one who brings home the lubricant; therefore, I should know what kind of wet stuff my hubby just rubbed all over specific parts of my body.

Me: What is this lube?

Hubby: I don’t know.

Me: That bottle doesn’t look like lube.

Hubby: Came from the top of the dresser.


While there are a few things that can be substituted for lubricant, silver polish is not one of them.

Now, over the years hubby and I have had a few things to ruin sexy funtime-playtime, like when he attempted to rip off my brand new, very expensive, very sexy pink bra, but that’s another story for a different blog.

After a soapy shower and a quick Google search we decided that our intimate areas were going to be fine, and we would never tell anyone about how we gave a whole new meaning to the phrase “Polishing Your Knob.” But that was years ago and way more embarrassing stuff has happened to us since then, and I’ll probably blog about some of them later.

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